For the TSA, halitotic toothlessness is reason enough for an awards ceremony.
(“My name is Carroll Richel and I am toothless!”)
There is something totally “ick” about the post-machete TSA group hug taking place in New Orleans.
Note to future TSA SCUM scrubbers: Use a SAWED OFF SHOTGUN to have the greatest effect. You’re certainly not walking away from this, anyway, and knives and rifles are a joke. You need something that’s mindlessly effective. Keep a 9mm pistol handy, too, for when you run out of buckshot!
I really, really dislike the “Men and Women” of the TSA!